1 min readJun 4, 2019
The smartest thing I said to my daughter at fifteen, or maybe ever, was :
There is nothing you could possibly do that I have not already done. Except heroin, and get pregnant.
Written by Pulpo Viejo
Apathetic alcoholic diabetic old man on a motorized pin-striped skateboard. Member since as long as I remember. Top writer in something once. I don't remember.