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Apparently, she blotted her lipstick on his handkerchief and he’s very upset. Because he needs it clean. To blow his nose in. And then put it back in his pocket. On a date. With a girl he likes. Christ. lol.
Linda Caroll
Pulpo Viejo
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Made me laugh so hard my nose blew.
Apathetic alcoholic diabetic old man on a motorized pin-striped skateboard. Member since as long as I remember. Top writer in something once. I don't remember.
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