Pulpo Viejo
Sep 16, 2021

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I’ve been told to keep my shade open on US flights. I always assumed that it was in case of a crash at liftoff, they want you to see that you’re going to die.

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Pulpo Viejo
Pulpo Viejo

Written by Pulpo Viejo

Apathetic alcoholic diabetic old man on a motorized pin-striped skateboard. Member since as long as I remember. Top writer in something once. I don't remember.

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