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…alk to or look at the paparazzi outside. If they do, I leave them angry voicemails because they are rude, thoughtless little pigs.
Elizabeth is Dead
Pulpo Viejo
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Apathetic alcoholic diabetic old man on a motorized pin-striped skateboard. Member since as long as I remember. Top writer in something once. I don't remember.
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